January 2010
20 posts
i’m actually amazed how spending the night in with my faily rather than going out has still left me depressed. Brother and his girlfriend are all loved up. Drunken parents are all loved up.. fml.
Thinking about it; I doubt he’s really ready for this kinda serious responsibility and commitment. And, I know if he goes through it there’s a chance they’ll end up like my parents, cause he’s gonna get dragged down with all the working and shizz, then the mid-life crisis’ll kick in; then it’s just a choice of which random stranger do you wanna sleep with?...
Sometimes, spending time with my Dad is just a waste of time. I mean; he’s a dick, who feels he needs to express all his shitty opinions. Just bleh.
fmylife:
Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML
We all know I will marry a man as amazing as this:’)
fmylife:
Today, I woke up after my hen night. I was so drunk I convinced my friend to take me to the nearest tattoo studio, where I got a tattoo on my arm in the shape of a heart with “Dave + Sally” written inside. I get married in 2 days. I’m wearing a strapless dress. Dave is my future father-in-law. FML
Resolutions and Heart-attacks.
I’m starting to think that rather than when something bad happens I get all down and feel shitty for weeks. I will write instead. In an attempt to get it all out in the open and recover quicker. Today, I chose not to go to my crappy school as i was tired and cba with the snow. And I would just like to point out that so far 2010 has been going great for me, I’ve started seeing my...