Em-R

loveslikerhinestones:

damngoodthing:

fl00d:

starswillshinetonight:

Mama don’t give me no money but I took the change from the food stamps when I was shopping to git one.

OH

“Once we cease to be ignorant of our plight, we require a path (dharma) to help us live aright, and thus to overcome attachment.” ….oh

‘The driver jerked forward, but his seatbelt and air bag kept him from flying through the windshield.’

“Thinking of dementors, Harry cast a look over his shoulder and grasped his wand reassuringly in his pocket.”

I thought of something when it read wand….

After I’m fully stuffed with stuffed waffles, I’ll swing by.

Oh god.

“Look at me! How else can you explain this?”
Umm okay?

God meant women for cooking, cleaning house, and sex. When they are not in use, they should be locked up. HAHAHAHA

“He responded with another blow to my stomach”

well…uhm…

“Sorry, but I have to go now. Excuse me.”
FUCK

 ’My job was to sit in the passenger seat and anticipate an attack’
Not too sure how I take this..